Aries: I’m the Star Trek motto, going where no one else has gone before. Cross me and I’ll mow you down. I don’t give a shit.
Taurus: I cultivate and civilize what Aries discovers. I’ve also got some secrets that no one will uncover. I’m vying with Scorpio for the most stubborn sign. Give me a plot of land and I’ll bring you food, sustenance.
Gemini: I collect information and then disseminate it, far and wide. I’m the messenger who takes what Aries discovers and what Taurus cultivates, and hand it off to Cancer. Ha. But hey, I also seduce you with my words and my stories.
Cancer: Ha? Bro, you need therapy, honest introspection. I embrace Aries, Taurus, even you, Gemini. Let me help you. I am MOM. I am TRUST. I am NURTURING LOVE
Leo: Seriously? This is a real conversation? C’mon, you guys. Let’s go party with Sadge. Let me lead you. Let me show you how.
Virgo: Details, folks, details. How does the mosaic fit together? How do all these intricate pieces create a whole? Why do I feel like I’m out here on a limb by myself? Huh?
Libra: Banging my gavel, listen up. Each of you has a piece of the cosmic puzzle, okay? Now, can we all be friends? Please? Can we go find something to do that we all love?
Scorpio: OMG. They’re all missing the point, the absolute bottom line. It’s mythological, you idiots. Profound. Wake up! We’re trapped in the matrix. Who’s leading us out of this weirdness?
Sagittarius: I’ve got tickets to a vision quest on the island of Mykonos in Greece. Give me mushrooms and let’s go find the truth. All of you are my friends until you prove to be otherwise and then, oh yeah, dudes, bye-bye.
Capricorn: I’m scaling mountains one painful step at a time and you guys want to trip in Greece? Why? Convince me that I should go. Explain it. Lay out your case. How does this enhance my resume?
Aquarius: Cappy, c’mon, You have ambition but lack vision. You have goals but don’t understand your personal quest. Your endurance is unsurpassed but…where’s your passion? Me, I’m into the family of man. Give me your visionaries…
Pisces: C’mon, you guys. All of you. Let’s go dance with the collective. Let’s be visionaries and optimists. Let’s go find a woods or an ocean and meditate and dream and visualize what we desire. A planet united.